I'm not sure that this falls under fashion but, we'll proceed on a technicality...
You’ve seemed to have tried everything to spruce up your lady parts. First, you made sure your garden was neat and tidy. You then trimmed up the hedges. Finally, you decided to go for the gold and deforest all of “vajayjay.” Where does a girl go from here? One sparkly, special word: Vajazzle!
Vajazzling is a burgeoning beauty treatment, popular with celebrities and kinky Martha Stewart types alike. The process involves ladies bedazzling their freshly waxed lady parts just as they would their Baby T-Shirts or fancy fanny packs with tiny crystals.
Women aren’t just obsessively coiffing their "areas” to look like Barbie Dolls, but now they’re glue-sticking Barbie’s earrings down below, too?
Jennifer Love Hewitt sparked this sparkly trend recently when she announced her labia luster on Lopez Tonight, while discussing her new dating book. "It shined like a disco ball, so I have a whole chapter in there on how women should vajazzle their vajayjays."
Bryce Gruber, a writer from TheLuxurySpot.com gave the old vajazzle dazzle a whirl. She underwent a Vajazzling treatment to cover her C-section scars. Here’s a description of the service she received from New York’s Completely Bare spa, the artists behind her pretty private-part art:
“Accessorizing your privates is the hottest rage. From crystal flowers to customized favorites, you too can now decorate your own jewels. Whether it’s a special occasion or you just want to sparkle everywhere, you can choose from an assortment of real Swarovski crystal designs so you can shimmer and shine."
According to UrbanDictionary.Com; Vajazzling is defined as a way to give the female genitals a sparkly makeover with crystals to enhance their appearance. Don’t worry though ladies, I have learned there is nothing to be scared of and that the crystals are actually Vajazzled onto the outside of one’s freshly waxed bare bikini region.
With the Holiday Season fast approaching, this does sound like a perfect accessory to me. Just imagine your vagina could shine like the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree! Or according to Jennifer Love Hewitt, you can get Vajazzled to help get over a breakup. What's going to come out next? A edible scratch ‘n’ sniff? #ImJustSayin'
It turns out that the Brazilian Bikini Wax is so 2010. Therefore, before you go forward and try the newest thing, you'll first have to make sure your garden is neat and tidy. But, it seems that having your hedges just trimmed isn’t good enough anymore. Be sure to see Bikini Waxing Tips 101 before you Vajazzle!!
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